» Petopeto-san Episode 8
By Proon the Cyclops at 8:20 am

In this episode the girls that were at the contest came back to town, and the rest of the kids built a bonfire. They kept calling it a festival, but as far as I know a bonfire is not a festival because it didn’t have those stupid fish scooping games and shooting games and balloons and cotton candy and YUKATAS and those wooden sandels. So I don’t know what kind of con job these kids are trying to pull but I for one am not falling for it, one eye or no.
Anyway OUR INTREPID HERO is anxiously awaiting their return and then they return late in the middle of TURKEY IN THE STRAW IF THERE’S ONE SONG I HATE IN THE WORLD IT’S THE EVERQUEST THEME SONG BUT IF THERE ARE TWO SONGS, IF THERE ARE TWO SONGS THAT I HATE IN THIS WORLD MORE THAN ANY OTHERS IT’S THE EVERQUEST THEME SONG AND TURKEY IN THE STRAW. I LOATHE TURKEY IN THE STRAW WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY LOW-POLYGON COUNT BEING. TURKEY IN THE STRAW IS THE DRUID OF MUSIC AND I HATE HATE HATE IT. AND IT’S PLAYED IN EVERY. SINGLE. ANIME. GRAAAARGGGHHHH
So he’s waiting for them to return, and then they do, and then that Kappa girl (who is pretty hot if you don’t mind me saying so, Mrs. Proon has been dead for going on ten years now Karana rest her soul) starts flinging OUR INTREPID HERO around and winds up smashing Petoko into one of his friends, not the guy with the mask but the other guy, and then OUR INTREPID HERO is all sad because he thinks she has to like (BOTTOM LINE:This episode was ok, but nothing really happened except we found out the entire student body is made up of con artists and liars. Maybe everyone in town has little sisters so they can have cute accomplices ??