» Ambassador D’Vinn
Oh the Abassador and I go way back. We ran into each other in Blackburrow many, many years ago…I believe I was chasing that goddamn Fippy Darkpaw. He had told me about some awesome treasure in a hollowed out tree stump and let’s just say that you should never ever trust a gnoll, especially Fippy fucking Darkpaw. Back then I wasn’t sporting quite as many extra pounds as I am today, and fell through the fake floor like big yellow rock with one eye. I barely got out the twisting maze of Blackburrow alive, and I made sure the first thing I did after I escaped from that flea-infested hell hole was hunt Fippy down and beat him within an inch of his life and then kicked him a few hundred feet more. Unfortunetly, Fippy’s like a diseased roach that you just can’t seem to get rid of.
But I digress. While catching my breath at the entrance, I met D’Vinn and told him my story and we really hit it off! I was pleased to discover he shared my hatred of bixies, along with a burning hatred for Wood and High Elves. Now the elves are no bixies but who really likes them right? So on a foundation of common hate we built a great friendship! Hating things isn’t the only thing we have in common, oh no. We also enjoy chasing adventurers and yeah sometimes killing them but it’s not like they’re permenantly dead; we’re not bad guys! Of course, D’Vinn has a government job with the Neriak Foreign Relations Bureau, and has been stationed in Crushbone for the past few years. He seems to really enjoy his work, and although he once described Emperor Crush as “a total fucking retard” he does have a few good friends there, including the Prophet. I’ve met the Prophet, and while I can’t say I’d like to spend all day at work with him he’s still a pretty decent guy. I’d still take my bridge over Crushbone any day but thats just me!
Anyway, he’s had some extra time lately since no one stops by as much as they used to (he’s seeing the same slump that I am) and has started his own blog, following my admittedly excellent example. Here’s a link, although I think it’s a little pretentious to claim the entire TOWER is his but don’t tell him I said that:
Also if you’re planning to take him on, I don’t know maybe you’re one of these sick fucks that enjoys pain, I should warn you that he’s a total badass and I’ve seen him take down rangers ten levels above himself.
Prepare to be backstabbed as you enter The Great D’Vinn Tower!